04/03/2015

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My name's Chris Swadling & welcome to my bio! I started playing tennis at the age of 6, and I was not too shabby! By 7 I was taking on all comers & teaching those chumps who's boss! I was a real prodigy, I moved like Agassi & served like Nadal, I was untouchable on the court. Unfortunately, at age 8, tragedy struck... My addiction to cigarettes came back to haunt me and it stunted my growth. "You're too short" they would say, "you'll never make it" they would shout, "you're an idiot" my dad told me. Now, 13 years later, I have made my return; but this time the ball is in my court! Touchtennis. I aim to bring an all-new level of passion to the sport, what I lack in charisma I more than make up in hair length. I want this. I NEED this. I will be a touchtennis GOD. Swadling out. Author - Daniel Willsdon